steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

play:

My phone: *incoming call*
Me: 🔫👀

dojacat:

fuckyahumor:

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don’t worry it will go away

me at 20: when

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

god:are you ready for these blessings?

me: